Have you ever wanted to smell like a sweaty male teenage athlete? What if we told you that sweaty male teenage athletes smell like bergamot, jasmine, vanilla, and lavender? If that sounds totally ridiculous, you're right - but it's also totally possible. If you want, you can buy primaniacs' Yowamushi Pedal: Glory Line perfume, a tie-in product for the series. The company also makes Osomatsu-san perfume, Fate Stay/Night perfume, Trigun perfume, and more.
The Yowapeda blends come in seven different flavors, focusing on the protagonists of the latest season.
MIDDLE：Jasmine, Tuberose, Muguet, Gardenia, Raspberry, Marine
LAST：Musk, Sandalwood, Powderic, Vanilla
TOP：Bergamot, Fresh Lime, Leaf Green
MIDDLE：Jasmine, Muguet, Violet, Heliotrope
LAST：Musk, Ozone Floral, Raspberry, Oakmoss, Tonka Beans
TOP：Lemon, Bergamot, Leaf Note
MIDDLE：Muguet, Sumire, Carnation
LAST：Cedarwood, Sandalwood, Amber, Musk
TOP：Lemon, White Tea, Spearmint
MIDDLE：Jasmine, Rose, Marine, Muguet, Lily
LAST：Musk, Sandalwood, Amber, Raspberry
TOP：Lemon, Bergamot, Lime
MIDDLE：Muguet, Lavender, Rose, Jasmine, Lilac, Lavandin
LAST：Musk, Amber, Labdanum, Woody
TOP：Lemon, Lime, Bergamot
MIDDLE：Jasmine, Rose, Lavender, Basil, Galbanum, Black Pepper
LAST：Musk, Amber, Sandalwood, Vetiver
TOP：Bergamot, Geranium, Spearmint
MIDDLE：Lavender, Rosemary, Ylang Ylang, Rose, Muguet
LAST：Cedarwood, Musk, Amber, Sandalwood
Bike fans, do these scents seem in-character? Should Kuroda's perfume smell more like blood and cat pee than geranium and spearmint? Why doesn't Teshima's blend smell like seaweed and trying too hard? Why can't I buy a Komari perfume that smells like grilled meat and molesting people? Most importantly, would you buy these things? Let us know in the comments.